Chocolate, conversation and catch phrase

.....were all part of my night lastnight (sans the catch phrase though we had good intentions) with 8 or so of the finest women in this town. So, you ask....what happens when a bunch of fabulous girls get together on a random Tuesday night with 5 or 6 different assortments of chocolate and nowhere else to be??? We talk about you!
Kidding. That's what you would think I am sure. We have way too much great stuff going on than to sit around and talk about you and your boy problems or your communication problems (be that you are a boy) or your died hair or what you were thinking when you made that dumb decision...really - we have better things to talk about....'intimate relations', scandalous workout machines at the gym, the truth about commando, our corrupted-modern society (to which we have all decided to buy a remote island to raise our kids to avoid such corruption), penguins and the beauty of their monogamous intimate relations and of course how amazing God is in our every day lives.
So we sat and laughed til we made funny noises and ate chocolate and licked the icing off the cupcakes, (cause that's what you do when it is just the girls - you go right in for the good stuff- no shame!), and talked about all things that you wouldn't talk about with your Sunday school teacher and we created simple-happiness.

My mother has always said that chocolate is better than most things in life. No, I haven't put her theory to the full test but I think after lastnight - I can concur. Chocolate is a natural aphrodisiac you know?