Chocolate eggs

Please please buy all of this hideous Valentines candy and get it off the shelf. No bitterness here, really. If I show any hostility towards this holiday it is because I loathe Valentines candy. I have an affinity to the Easter candy that is right around the corner. You got it: Marshmallow Peeps, Reeces Peanut butter cup -egg shaped, Cadbury milk chocolate eggs, malted eggs....all my favorite! I will hold out until then for the real deal. Maybe someone will read this before one more person comes and places a heart shaped piece of chocolate on my desk. FTL!